Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Britney's "pro-Life" statue.

No, no photo...you've seen it somewhere.
The merits of supporting the arts aside, Britney: puh-leeze! We appreciate the artistic license used, but nobody gives birth doggy-style, especially on the unsanitary skin of a dead bear. Furthermore, I doubt you were in quite the same state of serenity during the elective cesaerean by which little Sean was actually brought in this world. However, unlike most American women, affording the best health care is not something you ever need to concern yourself with, even during expensive medical events like illnesses, accidents, or pregnancies. So I guess it must be easy then to say all the pregnant women in Alabama or South Dakota should be forced to have the children of their rapist uncle.

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1 Comments:

At 8:47 PM,

Nick, you wonderfully clever person!

"So I guess it must be easy then to say all the pregnant women in Alabama or South Dakota should be forced to have the children of their rapist uncle."

I share the belief that all women in both Alabama and South Dakota have an uncle in common, and he is a sneaky bastard. Heck, he's probably the local preacher, too!

Yes, I've seen the statue. Yes, I administered bleach to my eyeballs. No, it didn't work.

 

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